Don't shoot your eye out! Get in the Christmas spirit with this officially licensed A Christmas Story Ralphie Parker Pink Nightmare Men's Gray Graphic T-Shirt instead! Looks like Ralphie is not very happy from the looks of this festive tee that shows him wearing pink bunny pajamas. This graphic tee design from the beloved seasonal film, A Christmas Story, also features the text: "Pink Nightmare." The infamous leg lamp might be broken, but at least you have this fun tee!